Dobbodtail is a god.
She takes the form of a microscopic, smart
owl.
Dobbodtail created a top quark four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dobbodtail, she will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Dobbodtail, she will be very unhappy.
Dobbodtail's most sacred site is Taktser in China.
Dobbodtail's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about moons.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Do not dye your hair blue.
4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
5. Never skip in the presence of grasshopers.