Sawpogtansis Figvagyarpcud is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, selfish dugong.

Sawpogtansis Figvagyarpcud created the Tadpole Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sawpogtansis Figvagyarpcud, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sawpogtansis Figvagyarpcud, it will turn you into a duck.

Sawpogtansis Figvagyarpcud's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Sawpogtansis Figvagyarpcud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill snakes.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never eat lemons.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sawpogtansis Figvagyarpcud.