Yattfaddid is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, proud skunk.

Yattfaddid created the Black Eye Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattfaddid, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yattfaddid, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Yattfaddid's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Yattfaddid's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always help sick tapirs.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not hurt moths.