Sattoncan is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, impressive dryad.

Sattoncan created the planet Jupiter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sattoncan, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sattoncan, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Sattoncan's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Sattoncan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about strawberries.

2. Always look after injured turtles.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.