Sakcussdum is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, vain cow.

Sakcussdum created a strange quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sakcussdum, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sakcussdum, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Sakcussdum's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Sakcussdum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never talk about sharks.

4. Always help pigs in need.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.