Tikwongab is a god.

He takes the form of a small, strong frog.

Tikwongab created water seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tikwongab, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tikwongab, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Tikwongab's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Tikwongab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt horses.

2. Do not kill cats.

3. Never hurt porpoises.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.