Dadcissgeb is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, self-assured wyrm.

Dadcissgeb created the Andromeda Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadcissgeb, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dadcissgeb, she will manifest in front of you.

Dadcissgeb's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Dadcissgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Never talk about snakes.

3. Sheep are not to be trusted.

4. Never wear stockings.

5. Never think ill of sick birds.