Tailcitvig is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, uncaring squirrel.

Tailcitvig created the Sunflower Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tailcitvig, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Tailcitvig, she will manifest in front of you.

Tailcitvig's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Tailcitvig's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shorts.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tailcitvig.

3. Do not run in public.

4. You must pray to Tailcitvig eight times a day.

5. Do not take Tailcitvig's name in vain.