Linnakomt is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, wise yak.

Linnakomt created the world three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Linnakomt, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Linnakomt, she will think nothing of it.

Linnakomt's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Linnakomt's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

3. Never go into black rooms.

4. Hide if eight pigs approach from the east.

5. Never talk about fire.