Migarfmot is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, omniscient swan.

Migarfmot created a top quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Migarfmot, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Migarfmot, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Migarfmot's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Migarfmot's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mice in need.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never eat bark.