Flybummon is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, merciful beaver.

Flybummon created the universe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flybummon, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Flybummon, it will turn you into a slug.

Flybummon's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Flybummon's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Hide if nine ants approach from the south.

3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Flybummon on top of all buildings.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never look in ponds.