Rutwikpomjon is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, loving whale.

Rutwikpomjon created humanity three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rutwikpomjon, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rutwikpomjon, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Rutwikpomjon's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Rutwikpomjon's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never think ill of sick swans.