Ominbabdap is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, irritating fish.

Ominbabdap created the planet Jupiter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ominbabdap, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ominbabdap, he will turn you into a snail.

Ominbabdap's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Ominbabdap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

5. Never mention ducks.