Ominbabdap is a god.
He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, irritating
fish.
Ominbabdap created the planet Jupiter eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Ominbabdap, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Ominbabdap, he will turn you into a snail.
Ominbabdap's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.
Ominbabdap's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Always pray in complete darkness.
4. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.
5. Never mention ducks.