Dissxucshav is a god.
It takes the form of a chunky, omnipotent
bee.
Dissxucshav created tapeworms eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Dissxucshav, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Dissxucshav, it will turn you into a giant snail.
Dissxucshav's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.
Dissxucshav's Holy Commandments1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.
2. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.
3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Respect your elders.