Mithotruttdun is a god.
It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, uncaring
dog.
Mithotruttdun created the planet Saturn three million years ago.
If you believe in
Mithotruttdun, it will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Mithotruttdun, it will send four elephants to rub you out.
Mithotruttdun's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.
Mithotruttdun's Holy Commandments1. Never play with disobedient children.
2. Run away if eight frogs approach from the east.
3. Do not shave your chest.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Eagles are not to be trusted.