Garcimpod Veenjippan Dodhoncib is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, wise swan.

Garcimpod Veenjippan Dodhoncib created the Sunflower Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Garcimpod Veenjippan Dodhoncib, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Garcimpod Veenjippan Dodhoncib, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Garcimpod Veenjippan Dodhoncib's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Garcimpod Veenjippan Dodhoncib's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Garcimpod Veenjippan Dodhoncib.

3. Never wear shorts.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never paint your hands turquoise.