Wotbepbin is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, selfish elephant.

Wotbepbin created the planet Earth three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotbepbin, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wotbepbin, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Wotbepbin's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Wotbepbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never feed figs to badgers while wearing mauve rings.

3. Never paint your feet white.

4. Never think ill of sick gulls.

5. Do not shave your legs.