Sagdabdag is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, cheerful gnu.

Sagdabdag created Mount Everest five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sagdabdag, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Sagdabdag, she will turn you into a slug.

Sagdabdag's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Sagdabdag's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Sagdabdag.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Always help sharks in need.

5. Never think about gravity.