Fatrowtonkgam is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unselfish naga.

Fatrowtonkgam created the Andromeda Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fatrowtonkgam, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fatrowtonkgam, he will turn you into a snail.

Fatrowtonkgam's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Fatrowtonkgam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt shrews.

2. Always help horses.

3. Never mention turtles.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never write about gravity.