Latnigtityatt Onttifhog is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, able mongoose.

Latnigtityatt Onttifhog created the Andromeda Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Latnigtityatt Onttifhog, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Latnigtityatt Onttifhog, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Latnigtityatt Onttifhog's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Latnigtityatt Onttifhog's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Hide if six dolphins approach from the east.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Do not kill hamsters.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
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