Rakrutgess Veenjankab is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, smart troll.

Rakrutgess Veenjankab created a bottom quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakrutgess Veenjankab, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Rakrutgess Veenjankab, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Rakrutgess Veenjankab's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Rakrutgess Veenjankab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rakrutgess Veenjankab.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

5. Feed all hungry tortoises.