Fommabwat is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, contented narwhal.

Fommabwat created matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fommabwat, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fommabwat, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Fommabwat's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Fommabwat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

3. Never hurt mice.

4. Retreat if four aardvarks approach from the south.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.