Wotmadmob is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, dishonest unicorn.

Wotmadmob created life three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wotmadmob, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wotmadmob, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Wotmadmob's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Wotmadmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never paint your chest green.

5. Do not bounce in public.