Ciprullmaddamsakfossced is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, grumpy tapir.

Ciprullmaddamsakfossced created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ciprullmaddamsakfossced, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ciprullmaddamsakfossced, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Ciprullmaddamsakfossced's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Ciprullmaddamsakfossced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Ciprullmaddamsakfossced loves mice, so they must be respected.

4. Run away from indigo rats, for they are unholy.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ciprullmaddamsakfossced.