Hudbetyart is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, confident crab.

Hudbetyart created humankind nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hudbetyart, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hudbetyart, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Hudbetyart's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Hudbetyart's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Hudbetyart.

2. Run away if four ducks approach from the south.

3. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.
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