Tettinarbifdod Bungarmet is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, flying yak.

Tettinarbifdod Bungarmet created an up quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tettinarbifdod Bungarmet, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tettinarbifdod Bungarmet, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Tettinarbifdod Bungarmet's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Tettinarbifdod Bungarmet's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Tettinarbifdod Bungarmet.