Canxemdub is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, two-faced human.

Canxemdub created a photon four million years ago.

If you believe in Canxemdub, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Canxemdub, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Canxemdub's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Canxemdub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.