Tinboprull is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, emotional pig.

Tinboprull created the Virgo Supercluster seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tinboprull, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tinboprull, it will come to you in dreams.

Tinboprull's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Tinboprull's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dogs in need.

2. Never jump in the presence of hamsters.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Hide from orange sharks for they are unholy.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.