Tabbadveen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, tranquil jackal.

Tabbadveen created everything that exists two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tabbadveen, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tabbadveen, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Tabbadveen's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Tabbadveen's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Hide if eight tapirs approach from the west.

4. Hide from green porpoises for they are unholy.

5. Retreat if three dolphins approach from the south.