Bastgamfit is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, dishonourable grasshopper.

Bastgamfit created everything that exists five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bastgamfit, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bastgamfit, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Bastgamfit's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Bastgamfit's Holy Commandments

1. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Bastgamfit on top of all buildings.