Vidyamcet is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, unthinking toad.

Vidyamcet created silver seven million years ago.

If you believe in Vidyamcet, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Vidyamcet, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Vidyamcet's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Vidyamcet's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never laugh near cats.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never sing in holy places.