Jatyattad is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, sapient centipede.

Jatyattad created humankind nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Jatyattad, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Jatyattad, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Jatyattad's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Jatyattad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt great tits.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never look at black holes.