Flablamzog is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, deceitful dryad.

Flablamzog created Africa two years ago.

If you believe in Flablamzog, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Flablamzog, she will turn you into a rat.

Flablamzog's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Flablamzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near otters.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Put Flablamzog first in all things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Do not kill swans.