Gedhennurgig Bedloprap is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, duplicitous pig.

Gedhennurgig Bedloprap created time and space five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedhennurgig Bedloprap, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gedhennurgig Bedloprap, she will have a low opinion of you.

Gedhennurgig Bedloprap's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Gedhennurgig Bedloprap's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from blue doves for they are unholy.

2. Never feed tomatoes to birds while wearing green hats.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.