Bamwodfed Legtarprot is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, happy gnu.

Bamwodfed Legtarprot created oxygen eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bamwodfed Legtarprot, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bamwodfed Legtarprot, he will jump up and down on your head.

Bamwodfed Legtarprot's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Bamwodfed Legtarprot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Erect six aluminium sculptures of Bamwodfed Legtarprot on top of important buildings.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. You must love Bamwodfed Legtarprot.