Hotnellgil is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, overgenerous toad.

Hotnellgil created time and space five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotnellgil, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hotnellgil, she will cry a lot.

Hotnellgil's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Hotnellgil's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine tin sculptures of Hotnellgil on top of important buildings.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never run in the presence of swans.

5. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.