Jigparktad is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, capable dove.

Jigparktad created energy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigparktad, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Jigparktad, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Jigparktad's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Jigparktad's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of ants.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jigparktad.

3. Hide if five doves approach from the north.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never sing in holy places.