Didquamdab is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, charitable hydra.

Didquamdab created silver six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Didquamdab, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Didquamdab, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Didquamdab's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Didquamdab's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed aubergines to frogs while wearing brown shorts.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Never sing near foxes.

5. Always treat monkeys with great respect.