Bintaprul is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, uncaring dog.

Bintaprul created tapeworms nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bintaprul, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bintaprul, she will destroy your home planet.

Bintaprul's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Bintaprul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Gulls are not to be trusted.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink water in orange rooms.