Fudgarbodbad is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, thoughtless grasshopper.

Fudgarbodbad created a quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fudgarbodbad, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fudgarbodbad, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Fudgarbodbad's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Fudgarbodbad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never paint your face pink.

3. Do not dye your hair cyan.

4. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Fudgarbodbad on top of all buildings.

5. Fudgarbodbad loves horses, so they must be respected.