Gupdissfot Mingidnad is a god.
It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, flying
manatee.
Gupdissfot Mingidnad created an atom six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gupdissfot Mingidnad, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Gupdissfot Mingidnad, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Gupdissfot Mingidnad's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.
Gupdissfot Mingidnad's Holy Commandments1. Always pray in complete darkness.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. Never feed parsnips to nematodes while wearing red stockings.
4. Do not laugh in public.
5. Never think about cell theory.