Gupdissfot Mingidnad is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, flying manatee.

Gupdissfot Mingidnad created an atom six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupdissfot Mingidnad, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gupdissfot Mingidnad, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Gupdissfot Mingidnad's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Gupdissfot Mingidnad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never feed parsnips to nematodes while wearing red stockings.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Never think about cell theory.