Omtwabarn is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, omnipotent elephant.

Omtwabarn created Mount Everest seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtwabarn, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Omtwabarn, he will come to you in dreams.

Omtwabarn's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Omtwabarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured shrews.

2. Do not take Omtwabarn's name in vain.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.