Sisnelkon is a god.
It takes the form of a massive, ruthless
newt.
Sisnelkon created Mount Everest twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Sisnelkon, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Sisnelkon, it will turn you into a dog.
Sisnelkon's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.
Sisnelkon's Holy Commandments1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.
2. Never bounce in the presence of manatees.
3. Never write about moons.
4. Always wear gray.
5. Never talk about asteroids.