Spagfligbat is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, emotional coyote.

Spagfligbat created a bottom quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Spagfligbat, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Spagfligbat, he will not care.

Spagfligbat's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Spagfligbat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.