Wadarfcemyarlbimtiflamnul is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, intelligent dugong.

Wadarfcemyarlbimtiflamnul created a Higgs boson seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wadarfcemyarlbimtiflamnul, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wadarfcemyarlbimtiflamnul, it will have a low opinion of you.

Wadarfcemyarlbimtiflamnul's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Wadarfcemyarlbimtiflamnul's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

2. Never mention mice.

3. Run away if six porpoises approach from the west.

4. Always help sick nematodes.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.