Bedrawnul is a god.
She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, annoying
cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.
Bedrawnul created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Bedrawnul, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Bedrawnul, she will try to impress you with rainbows.
Bedrawnul's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.
Bedrawnul's Holy Commandments1. Hide if four porpoises approach from the south.
2. Never paint your hands fawn.
3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
4. Do not listen to music.
5. Never pour water over plants.