Hunominbut is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, vain coyote.

Hunominbut created the planet Jupiter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunominbut, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Hunominbut, she will remove you from existence.

Hunominbut's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Hunominbut's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Hunominbut on top of all buildings.

2. Worship no other gods but Hunominbut.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Always wear fawn.

5. You must love Hunominbut.