Baggumfas is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, charitable chinchilla.

Baggumfas created bats eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Baggumfas, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Baggumfas, she will have a low opinion of you.

Baggumfas' most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Baggumfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

5. Never feed carrots to gulls while wearing yellow ear rings.