Arpvadfub is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, omnipotent butterfly.

Arpvadfub created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arpvadfub, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Arpvadfub, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Arpvadfub's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Arpvadfub's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear white.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not kill badgers.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never think about stars.