Honminquimpibbudvig is a god.

She takes the form of a small, strong hyena.

Honminquimpibbudvig created the world three billion years ago.

If you believe in Honminquimpibbudvig, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Honminquimpibbudvig, she will turn you into a rock.

Honminquimpibbudvig's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Honminquimpibbudvig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not kill moths.

3. You must never eat garlic.

4. Always help turtles.

5. Feed all hungry goats.